Some Number Games

Number of Times Someone Has Not Believed Me When I Said I'm American: 4

Number of Times Someone Has Mistaken Me For Someone From Germany: 5-7

Number of Times Someone Has Mistaken Me For Someone From Belgium/The Netherlands: 10-15

Number of Times Someone Has Said To Me “If You're From America, Why Are You So Thin?”: 5

Number of Times Someone Has Asked Me Where I Come From And When I Say “USA” Looks At Me And Says “...Really?!”: Too many to count

...to be added to later.